Life things

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I Think My Head Is Going To Pop :(

Each year i go with my family to Crimea, it is where my wife is from. Before she was born Crimea was part of Ukraine and through her life up until 2014, all she knew Crimea as was a part of Ukraine, it had been part of Ukraine from the moment…
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Rio diving pool—still green—now closed and smells like farts

The outdoor Olympic diving pool, which turned a startling shade of green Tuesday, is now closed. It reportedly smells like farts and may be causing eye itchiness among athletes. Since Tuesday, Olympic organizers have repeatedly assured…
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Wife of Williamsport Mayor Campana gets temporary protection from abuse order against him

When we thought we had enough of Gabe. WAIT! THERE IS MORE! WILLIAMSPORT — The wife of Williamsport Mayor Gabriel J. Campana has obtained a temporary protection from abuse order against him as the result of a July 8 incident. A hearing…
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Natural Viagra: Spider Bite Causes Erection

WASHINGTON — A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis…
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Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokemon Go character after she felt an ‘assault’... and the virtual reality game detected the creature in her bedroom

Police say a young woman has lodged a formal complaint that she has been raped - by a Pokemon. She told officers that she had been sexually assaulted by a giant Pokemon in her apartment in the Russian capital city of Moscow. The married…
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Derailed train car hits bar named 'DeRailed' in Iowa

CHARLES CITY, Iowa —Police say a freight train car that derailed in northern Iowa rolled into and damaged a trackside tavern called DeRailed. Police Chief Hugh Anderson says the accident occurred around 4 a.m. Tuesday as crews moved…
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Woman Who Worked for Google Killed After Going for Jog in Massachusetts

A 27-year-old woman who worked for Google appears to have been killed in broad daylight Sunday near her mother’s home in Princeton, Massachusetts, officials said. Vanessa Marcotte, who lived in New York City, went out for a jog Sunday…
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Son of Kansas lawmaker dies on Verrückt slide at Schlitterbahn water park in Kansas City, Kan.

A 10-year-old boy died at Sunday on the Verrückt water slide at the Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas City, Kan. A park spokeswoman confirmed the death at a news conference Sunday afternoon. Schlitterbahn shut down after the accident and…
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Photographer sues Getty Images for $1 billion after she's billed for her own photo

Carol Highsmith is a distinguished photographer who has traveled all over America, aiming to chronicle for posterity the life of the nation in the early 21st century. She’s donating her work to the public via the Library of Congress,…
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This man won't stop robbing my cupcake store, owner says

OTOWA — The first time it happened, Maureen Jaret didn't even call the police. She had been careless. Jaret, who owns Jarets Stuffed Cupcakes on Union Boulevard with her husband Keith, said she always left cash in the register, and…
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ISIS using kittens and honey bees to lure more people to join

ISIS is now using the internet cat craze to soften its image and attract new members. The terrorist group has published a photo of one of its members cuddling a kitten and images of honeybees as a new way to lure more people into joining…
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Boston police add $89,000 ice cream truck to patrol fleet

BOSTON (AP) - The Boston Police Department has unveiled an $89,000 ice cream truck as the newest addition to its patrol fleet. The truck, adorned with balloons and Boston police decals, was introduced Monday at police headquarters in…
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Driver leads high-speed chase through 2 counties because he was ‘bored’

A Thurston County man led multiple police agencies in a sometimes dangerous pursuit that spanned two counties and 49 miles on Saturday evening because he was “bored,” the county sheriff’s office said. Deputies said David B. McNalley,…
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Council tickets 'legally parked car' after switching sign to 'no stopping'

Parking signs can be confusing at the best of times, but imagine leaving your car safely in a permit zone only to return to find it is under a no-stopping sign with a ticket on the windscreen. This is what North Melbourne resident Mark…